Retired Pizza Guy Tee
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Retired Pizza Guy. Still Judging Your Crust.
Years of ovens, rush hours and Friday-night delivery runs don't just go away. For the dad who can spot an underbaked crust from across the table — and will absolutely tell you about it. A bold GOGD food-humor tee for pizza night, game day and every slice he's about to critique.
- Classic fit everyday tee
- Bold, high-contrast print built for dark shirts
- Available in Black, Charcoal, Navy, Maroon, Forest Green, Dark Chocolate and Military Green
- Sizes S–5XL
#GOGD — Gift of Gab Dad
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Gift of Gab Dad
- Email: contact@support.shop.giftofgabdad.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Retired Pizza Guy Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
